Theexoticmom’s Blog

January 18, 2009

Do you ever wonder?

Filed under: In General/Random Stuff,Uncategorized — theexoticmom @ 11:58 pm
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Do you ever wonder about . . .

  1. How some people are alive?  I sure do.  I mean really, how do some people breathe everyday without being told to do it?  Thank God breathing is pretty much an involuntary thing people do NOT have to think about!
  2. Why more teachers are not fired because they CANNOT teach!  How do you justify telling a kid they are stupid and dumb and still keep your job?  Unreal!
  3. How husbands manage to FIND anything!  “Honey, have you seen my  [insert what they are looking for]?”  And I want to be such a smart ass about replying, but I have to catch myself, I really do.  I just want to reply with something like, “Yeah, since my foot went from a size 6 1/2 in women’s to a size 10 in men’s overnight, I left them in the garage after I wore them.”  Or, “Yeah, since I use your drill on a regular basis for random crap around the house, I left it in the bathroom where I was hanging stuff!”  Or how ’bout, “Yeah honey, I know where your belt is, cuz the last time I wore it was that party we went to last weekend.  Remember how nice I wanted to look?  Your belt really made the outfit!”  COME ON.  Really?  Look for it yourself for once.
  4. How people look you in the face and lie like a dog!  Call me old-fashioned, but I really hate liars!  Maybe that’s why I really don’t like people (in general) cuz they suck!

Well, I guess that’s all for now.  It was just on my mind.

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